Wednesday, 8 August 2012

How Did You Find Me?

Earlier today, @CynicalMother posted that someone had been directed to her blog by entering "why women don't wear tube socks" in the search engine. (As an aside, if you are not following you are SERIOUSLY missing out on some great stuff!)

This got me to thinking about some of the interesting searches that have led people to my blog . . .

A couple interesting ones are:

*  wild eyed gopher

*  wee myself doing jumping jacks (whoever searched this, I totally feel for your wet leg)

but then there is my all time favourite:

*  my boobs just farted

Really? I've recently been introduced to back farts, but boob farts? Now THAT is talent. I have boob envy now - there's absolutely no way that my little nubs would ever get close enough together to make a noise. I guess it's just another curse of being small chested.

To all you boob farters out there, I salute you!

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  1. i have never heard a boob fart in all my years.

    1. Well, I heard a guy (who was kind of a boob) fart years ago, but I don't think that's what they were looking for? And how did a search query like that end up on my page anyways? LOL