The XXX Summer Olympics

Sigh.

Ever since Mike brought this to my attention, I can't stop thinking of the summer games as the Naked/Porn Olympics.

Even worse, we have 40 more years before XXX is no longer part of the countdown! One would have thought that they might just skip years 30 - 39 lest there be any kind of confusion or cheap knock off sport videos sprout up somewhere.

Then again, who knows? Perhaps our species will evolve over the next 40 years, and in the future, athletes may discover that all the spandex and gaudy uniforms really don't have an impact on performance so they might as well be naked.

In truth, watching the mens cycling this morning, one has to wonder why they even bother covering up - other than the padding on their a$$ might make the seat more comfortable. There are already naked cycling events that take place - why not move into the forum of the Olympics? 

Gymnastics? One only has to look at the popularity of Cirque du Soleil's Zumanity to understand that naked acrobats are entertaining. Although they may have to eliminate the pommel horse event - that thing looks like it's designed to be a nut blaster even WITH pants on.

That being said, I'm not so sure that any sport involving balls would be appropriate to play au naturel. In particular, Table Tennis comes to mind - one wrong move and BAM - there goes an entire lineage of table tennis hero's! Of course, if you got some talented strippers playing, you might not even need a paddle - just saying.

I just got finished watching some women's tennis. It really is the XXX games - at least if you close your eyes. Is grunting like that mandatory? Talk about leaving nothing to the imagination.


Well, that's my two cents worth. Now I want to know what YOU think? Should the Olympics go naked?


Want to add a little sip of Gin & Tonic to your day? Follow me on Twitter:  Follow @GTMothersSoul


Tweet